These cookies...Pretty Awesome Sauce....Actually.

The reason: snow. The time: game time. The plan: To nom. End result? Fuck Yeah. Caramel ice cream injected deliciousness. The vessel for this wonderfulness? COOKIES!

(I would love to say I made that shit in paint (and I own photoshop) fuck yeah)


Cookies that so happen to involve the awesome sauce-ness of the ever so delicious Haagen-Dazs Dulce de Leche ice cream. Yeah that's right, shit just got serious. :D

 Trololol. Notice the awesomeness of my shirt. Its cookie monster...and that is a chocolate chip cookie in bed. Scared shitless. That's how you'll be if you don't try to make these awesome cookies.


I mean yeah, chocolate chip cookies are da bomb but they always need to better. And this injection of ice cream to the cookie dough batter, well this did it. :D Fuck yeah!

With the assistance of a KitchenAide mixer and gloves that look like dirty Mickey Mouse hands, these cookies were a huge success. In one word, they were prettygoodactually.

Ok so, you know how those other baking/cooking websites have all these dramatic pictures of the shit they baked...well here yeah go! Its the bowl...Notice, by the thickness and possessive energy encased within the doughy batter as it slowly creeps its way off the bowl. It was just that damn thick. :D  By this point we have already baked about 3 half dozen cookies. It made a good batch.

Please enjoy the new few "Dramatic Cookie Dough" Shots as Whitty likes to put it. Har har har.

We like to title this shot "Suddenly Balls...HUNDREDS of them!!" :D We need to keep the emphasis on how dramatic and SERIOUS this is....cereal.

We made many many balls that grew up to be delicious cookies. Makes mamas Amby and Whitty proud :D lol jk and all that jazz. We aren't keeping these cute lil suckers as they will be getting adopted by two adorable...i mean masculine men...*please note that these cookies produce about two bags full of awesome* (yes, two bags full of awesome is an actual measurement). We coined that shit. (better then Rachel Ray)

Before you make these cookies you will feel like this...

Then after you eat this delicacy...

This cookies are so damn hot, flowers grow out of your head. See how serious? We weren't joking. :D

Any who, I bet you're like "Ok great, give me you're &*^% recipe."

Ok seriously:

Step one: Make chocolate chip cookies.

Step two: Insert Ice Cream at correct time. :D (wet ingredient)

You can really use any basic chocolate chip recipe just add any flavor ice cream in the wet part. I could list out the ingredients, but what fun would that be? That wouldn't give you something to do. So go do it. NOW. I mean hey, if you have questions feel free to post a comment or such and yadda yadda.

And before we part, butt cookies. Yeah it happened. AND IT WILL! :D